The above quote, by illustrious founder, game designer, and thinker Rahul Kanakia, perfectly illustrates the philosophy behind Fumpy Productions. We're dedicated to putting out amateurishly designed game products that are exactly like what everybody else has put out and has been putting out since the beginning of time (which was the day Gary Gygax was born).

    Alot of these innovative young thinkers are going off and saying today, "Wow, I can, like, have a, like, original thought. Dude, I should, like, put out some, like, totally new and, like, amazing game products. I can, like, totally, like, reinvent the, like, paradigm and be the next, like, Gary Gygax (speak not his name in vain!). Well you know some other innovative ideas; War, Death, the Nuclear Bomb, Racism, Palladium, the 3e Ranger, THAC0. Sure, all these were the "hottest thing" in their time, and they all FAILED. So before you go thinking up all kinds of new ideas, just look at the world around you. It's pretty good isn't it? Do you want to see it DESTROYED?! Do you want to see it come CRASHING DOWN around your huge brains?!

    If you want none of these things, then why don't you take another nice little look at the paradigm. I mean, the paradigm was good enough for your parents. It was good enough for your grandparents. It's good enough for your fellow gamers, and it's good enough for me. It was good enough for GYGAX! The paradigm has lots of room in it still waiting to be explored. I mean, look at the truly amazing products no one has yet designed. The Complete Guide To Adepts, Peoria d20, and Another Big Bongful Of Monsters IV all come to mind off the top of my head. The paradigm guarantees sales, it guarantees security to all who seek its shelter. So, young fellow, just step right into that box and pull its comfortable lid right over your head.